S&T30 You Got Miracle Whipped

Episode 30 wishes Janet Reno, Lisa Kudrow, and Laurence Fishburne a Happy Birthday!

Captain Curtis and She-Ra (fuck yeah)! Nessa was never Evil Lynn again. Come to Disneyland on October 3rd and buy Derek a churro! Email us or Wes at liveitupthepodcast@gmail.com if you re coming! Stories from Ye Auld Scotland! Nessa is like Wikipedia! Follow Nessa on Twitter http://twitter.com/MissMisery to see the senior picture. It's simple economics baby!

Thanks Melanie for the intro!

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S&T29 Retardation & Masturbation

Episode 29 Wishes a Happy Birthday to Bury Convey, Marlon Wayans, and Daniel Radcliffe.

Derek and Daniel could be twinzies! Nessa is a little loopy from nap time. Congrats Ricky! It wasn't water, it was water based. He used Flo from Progressive! Marital bliss cause Derek's a liar and Nessa is a naggy bitch! Maybe the babies aren't her's. Stories from Ye Auld Scotland. Weenur for Auntie Vera and Gooch!


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S&T28 Yeah, Shove It Up My Ass

Episode 28 wishes a Happy Birthday to Ginger Rogers, Michael Flatley, and Will Ferrell!

Is Chad Smith and Will Ferrell the same person? Marital bliss and car trouble. While I was editing this show, I found a drop of Derek's masturbatory lube on my computra. Paypal and bank account update. I just want to play Sims 3!



Thanks for the intro DQ Rick!



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S&T27 Pride 48!

Derek and I were very proud to be participants in the 48 hours of live shows during the 26th, 27th, and 28th at pride48.com. This is the majority of the show that we did on Friday night. The first 15 minutes were missing because I was drunk and forgot to hit record. We will be back next week with our regular audio show.

Special thanks to Phreddy for the intro!



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S&T26 The Branch of Our Family Tree is Poison

Episode 26 wishes Paul McCartney, Isabella Rossellini, and Nathan Morris a Happy Birthday!

Walking across America, winning big, a new family member, & why Derek may be a little weird!

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Winner will be announced during our stream on pride48.com at 10pm PST on June 26th!

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S&T25 Earwax and Coffee Machines

Episode 25 wishes a Happy Birthday to Vince Lombardi, Jacques Cousteau, and Gene Wilder! (With a special shout out to Anne Frank)

Q-Tips are your friends. Thanks to DQYDJ and Mandie for pressies! Derek and his coffee woes!

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S&T24 We Popped Our Vegas Cherry

Episode 24 wishes a Happy Birthday to Michelle Phillips, Bruce Dern, and Angelina Jolie!

Sorry we were gone so long! We had visitors! Viva Las Vegas! Birthday thanks! Hey, pretty please donate to our pal Izola's run for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society!

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