S&T36 I'm Not Beating Off!

Episode 36 wishes a happy birthday to Jim Henson, Linda McCartney, and Phil Hartman. Too soon!

Jay Leno's new (old) show. Follow PeeWee on Twitter @PeeweeHerman. Paul has a nubby fetish. Derek makes up a Christmas tradition. Derek makes crazy birthday plans. Disney is a next week! Derek was in the shower and made himself proud. We love Glee! Morphing Bush through the decades. Eww cooties! Surprising Grandfather Johnston. I said female vagina hahaha!

Trucker Alex's application recommendation <---click there.

Thank you Bob (Daniel) for the intro!

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S&T35 A Hoodie For Your Goodie

Episode 35 wishes a Happy Birthday to Roddy McDowall, Anne Bancroft, and John Ritter!

Come and knock on our door! Water! Work fun with Derek. Car accidents and allergic reactions. Nessa's first crush. Adventures in babysitting. Sorry Ricky!

Thanks Matt from SpankingBeaArthur for the intro!

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S&T34 Get Te' F uck

Episode 34 wishes a happy birthday to Arnold Palmer, Jose Feliciano, and Ryan Phillippe!

Sorry we were away, there was a death in the Stars & Tartan household. New video games. I want cheese and lettuce on my sandwich, and a coffee! Nessa got her hair did, pictures are a maybe. Marital Bliss leaves no winners, just big weenurs! Cunty McLint Trap wears a Yoko Ono glasses and a wig. Take Lost of the air! Kitchen Aid obsession and a Monopoly Nintendo.

So what's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepherd?

Trucker Alex, we miss your emails :)

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S&T33 Two Thumbs Up Your Butt and a Hand Job

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S&T32 He Did Not Look Like Sloth!

Episode 32 wishes a Happy Birthday to Isaac Hayes, Connie Chung, and Robert Plant.

I know! He face-surfed down the asphalt. How do they stay up there? Blame Cash for Clunkers, Glenn Beck, and changing addresses for the lack of show. Do not try to educate me, this is not a political show! Nessa was grooming herself to be a hobo. Derek needs to clean the inside of the toilet and Nessa needs to take out the recycling. Peanut butter pickle time!


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S&T31 Gonna Shear You Like a Sheep

Episode 31 wishes a happy birthday to Lucille Ball, Geri Halliwell, and Elliott Smith!

If you wanna be my lover! Weenur! Derek's parents are swingers! Do Nessie a favor and call GEICO at 1-800-841-3000 and give them code 113038. Pretty please! Derek never wins. Casina withdrawls! Nessapedia Brown! Call us with your favorite teacher story! Derek's not very technical! Elliott Smith obsession. Between the Bars at the end!

Thank you Luna for the show's intro!

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Listener Recommendation

Our fabulous listener LaLaLauren from LetstalkaboutLauren.com let us know about a band called The Twilight Sad that are from Scotland. (thetwilightsad.co.uk)

We thought we would forward the recommendation on to you all! You can check out their music at their myspace page. It's a good listen!